Is it possible to be offended, insulted and intrigued all at the same time? The answer is YES!
A friend of a friend who is in the military gave my son an MRE (meal ready to eat). I was Offended by what ooozed out of the package, Insulted that he liked it BETTER than what I had prepared for dinner, and Intrigued by all of the instructions/packaging of the thing. My son actually called it chicken tetra-cuisine-y.
Here's what I'm walking away with: My son could survive on practically anything, he's NOT a picky eater, and there is absolutely NO reason to complain about the dinners that I make.