Weary from Travel

Here are some things that I never need to hear again:

!.) Oh! Look at that Rock, and ALASKAN rock! (this statement applies to nearly all everyday things)...you know an ALASKAN candy bar, an ALASKAN Comfort Inn.....
2.) Your flight has been delayed....
3.) I don't know, what do you want to do?
4.) What are we doing, again?
5.) 7:30 am departure is considered LATE by your travel companions (who were up at 5am).
6.) Come read this brass highway marker....it says that someone I've never heard of was here once.
7.) Why don't you want to pick up every form of free literature that is available? (Because I've got enough to carry, and I know what we are doing next!)
8.) What time is again? I mean HERE? (Their watch is still set at HOME time, I'm being asked to do the math, again.)
9.) Where DO they grow the giant cabbage?

Enough...it's out of my system now......Till the next time!